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I saw the Hangover tonight* by myself by mistake** and while I picked some good seats*** I also happened to sit in front of the fuckwit who was unable to process anything without opening his yap EVERY GODDAMN TIME someone told a joke or did something funny. Perhaps you’ve lived through this before, but let me recap for you:
Character in movie: “Joke”
Fuckwit: “Hahahaha! ‘Joke’”
Script: Situational slapstick comedy.
Fuckwit: I am now describing to you the situational slapstick comedy that just occurred.
It was like TDD, but for poor bastards who haven’t lost their hearing.
* Very mediocre.
** Never buy your ticket until all parties arrive.
*** Which I held until the very last minute.
